Hi! Welcome to my Carrd!

My name is Tea and I'm a Ribbon Seal

My big age is 27yrs and smol age is 0-1yrs, I am a vry smol bby 💙

Bday is 02/01/1996

White, english speaker (wanna learn other languages tho!)

I am asexual and non binary, and go by they/them and he/him

I love collecting things I... well love lol. I mainly collect Blue Meanie/Yellow Submarine memorabilia, MLP (g4), Cocotama, Hamtaro figures, plushies!!!! pacifiers that I mod, and basically anything I find cute, from toys to nicknacks I stumble upon.

I have been openly regressing for more than two years at this point after discovering and really learning what agere is all about.

I am autistic and have ADHD, So please; if I come off as odd or weird, understand I don't mean any harm if I say/do anything that appears malicious or off putting at face value <:3

Yellow Submarine: I fell in love with this film back at the end of 2012 and I unknowingly started to age regress through an OC I made who is a Blue Meanie.

Yokai Watch: I latched onto the main villain of the first game, as well as a character from the third game, and OC I made, I regressed with them as well. Here was when I was learning a bit more about agere but didn't know too much.

Cookie Run: The current fandom I'm and current huge comfort for me. With how many cookies I involuntary latch onto when I'm smol new releases or ones that are in the game already, I've just taken to feeling so much safety with these characters. I had began to openly regress at this point so I started to draw out my regression with some of my favorite cookies, with my first doodles staring Yogurt Cream Cookie!

You are an ABDL, CGL, Chire, DDGL AND variants, Kink, NSFW, Age/Petplayer, P*dophile

You support (NO)MAPs, MIK, Gatekeeping

You are a Terf/Swerf/Truscum

You are Anti-Agere/Petre/Kinagere/LGBTQ+/Neurodivergent people

Your blog is Politically/Gore/ED/Trauma themed

You're just a huge jerk who has nothing better to do

Pitaya & Ananas: Pitaya isn’t a fan of Ananas, and Ananas absolutely hates Pitaya! This ship utterly makes no sense and because of how I care for/kin with Pitaya so much it feels so wrong to have him paired with a cookie who would just always berate and hate him... it feels very gross to me..

Beet & Canon Carrot: If anyone knows how Carrot behaves and treats others, I really shouldn’t have to explain this, buuuut for those who don’t... Carrot is very self-centered and only wants to find cookies to work on her farm. Like with poor Fig she tried to get them to work on her farm as a work horse!!! How gross is that?! Plus how she treats poor poor Beet, rather than understanding that Beet was just hungry and didn’t mean anything malicious, the poor thing is put through the wringer by just about anyone ever since her release! Carrot has also forced CHILDREN to work on her farm for just TOUCHING her crops!! Also apparently according to the bond story in Kingdoms, if Beet does ONE thing wrong, Carrot PUNISHES HER WITH PHYSICAL LABOR!!! Her existence just makes me sick to my stomach and seeing people STILL think these two should ever interact just disgusts me!

Rye & Chili Pepper: Honestly this ship just reminds me far too much of the above one, and if anything does that to me it’s an automatic NOPE in my eyes. But to elaborate, the fact people it’s ok to have poor Rye paired up with Chili, who mind you forced Rye to become a bounty hunter in the first place, simply to track Chili down and put her behind bars. Plus reading everything that Rye has to say about Chili, only makes me see how much she hates her! This ship honestly makes no sense and only makes me upset and sick.

Licorice & Pomegranate or Dark Choco: Like the others here, these two hate eachother, and try in desperation to be DEs right hand cookie all the time, so why would they ever be attracted to one another??? As for Dark Choco, I see him being a big bro to Licorice when he’s regressed so it just makes me feel so icky seeing them in a ship XC

Adventurer & Blackberry: I honestly just don’t get this ship... It’s more bizarre to me than anything, though the stupid “jokes” everyone makes about Addie being a deadbeat dad to Onion and how he is her dad with Blackberry.... really is in extremely poor taste... So really just it being everywhere and this reason is why it really makes me uncomfortable.

Timekeeper & Croissant: I once supported this ship, I thought it was cute! But honestly after seeing why people had such a big problem with it I stopped supporting it. Yes while these two are technically the same person, they are so different enough in personality that really, they’re more like sisters in a way. So after thinking on it, I just don’t support this at all anymore and now I actually get ill seeing it Oo Cuz incest is gross y’all.

Adult & Kid ships: ...... I really shouldn’t need to explain this one like... at all

Regressors: Beet, Purple Yam, Pitaya, Adventurer, Roguefort, Dark Enchantress/White Lily, Dino-Sour, Cinnamon, DJ, Vampire, Plum, Rockstar, Cyborg, Yogurt Cream, Werewolf, Wind Archer, Knight, Tiger Lily, Red Pepper, Banana, Timekeeper, Leek, Sorbet Shark, MelonBun, Popping Candy, Earl Grey, Rye, Licorice, Black Raisin, Red Velvet, Butter Pretzel, Parfait, Frost Queen, Affogato, Pizza, Clotted Cream, Crunchy Chip

Caregivers: Cherry Blossom, Cheesecake, Spinach, Truffle, Choco Bonbon, Blackberry, Milk, Millennial Tree, Moonlight, Lilac, Herb, Cream Unicorn, Whipped Cream, Clover, Pirate, Avocado, Coconut Cream, Madeleine, Espresso, Latte, Pure Vanilla, Hollyberry, Dark Cacao, Esterhazy, Eggnog, Eclair, Wild Berry, Aloe

Flips: Mint Choco, Princess, Cocoa, Almond

Big Siblings: Peach, Fire Spirit, Croissant, Spearmint, Choco Banana, Coffee Berry, Churro, Dark Choco